Last weekend my in-laws came to town to spend a couple of days with us. It was great. We dont get to see them as much as we may like, especially now that we live even further away from the town they call home, Arlington. We had a great time with them, as usual, but before they came "THE" question came up: "What are we going to do?"
What does one do to entertain their parents/in-laws when they come to stay? Is there some book written on the subject? I couldnt find one. I posed the question to www.ask.com, but they werent much help. One web site said to hire a professional comedian! I said I want to entertain my in-laws, not the Queen of Sheeba. I mean, I love my Mark & Eleene, but I cant be hiring people to come make us laugh everytime they come to town.
So what did we do you ask? We played a game. Simple as that. We played chicken foot. Chicken foot is a great game. Its simple enough, if you have a set of double 9 dominoes and 3 or more friends, you can have a right good ol' time. But this isnt really about us playing a nice game of chicken foot with the in-laws last weekend. Its about competition. I witnessed something that I hadnt really ever seen before. Marleene is competitive! She plays for keeps, and she isnt that great of a loser.
We played one game of chicken foot that Saturday night and Marleene dominated. She didnt win the first round, she didnt even win the most rounds, but she dominated the game from the start. When it was all over the score went something like this:
- Marleene - 66 points
- Doc - 174 points
- Mark - 199 points
- Eleene - 229 points
She won by 108 points! It was unreal, like I said, she dominated the game. And this was just the beginning. It was like her competitive side awakened. Last night we decided to play a little bit of Mario Kart Double Dash on the ol' Nintendo GameCube. This is a common thing for us to do when there is nothing on the tele worth watching, so I didnt expect anything out of the ordinary. Until we started playing that is.
Thats when Marleene Wible put her game face on. You see Mario Kart gives you the option of playing against each other along with 8 other teams in a 10 team race, or playing 1 on 1 for sole bragging rights. I dont think we had ever played the 1 on 1 race before. Until last night. The beast came out and took over.
Now we did 8 races and we split the first 2, and I took the 3rd. But thats when Marleene really put her foot down and beat the pants off me. She took the next 5 races in commanding fashion. She beat me so bad on the last race that the computer didnt even let me finish the race because Marleene was so far ahead of me! And it all happened so fast, I didnt even realize I was losing so badly, and then the screen shows me that i'm down 6-2.
And then Marleene does the unthinkable! She looks at me and says, "I'm tired, I dont want to play any more." WHAT?!?! You beat me 5 times in a row and you dont give me a chance to redeem myself? You just want to call it quits while youre up 6-2! And then she pushes the dagger deeper into my heart when she says "You can keep playing if you want." With the "You could use the practice, I wiped the floor with you" tone in her voice. There was nothing for me to do, it was getting late, I did have to get up and go to work the next morning. So I did what any good husband would do, I turned off the Nintendo and went to bed. I didnt complain about not getting a chance to redeem myself, I didnt claim that my poor showing was due to a sore thumb.
I am smarter than that, she had just destroyed me at the one thing I am usually better at than her, video games. Guys be careful, watch your wives, keep a close eye on them, this thing may be spreading. Or, maybe Im just getting old. Maybe my video game skills are dwindling. Maybe it was my thumbs... they were kind of sore!

