Friday, November 16, 2007

Justice will be served?

Finally the truth has come out. After years of speculation, and anyone who actually follows the world of professional baseball "knowing" that Barry Bonds was a cheater, the truth has come out. Barry Bonds, MLB's new homerun king, did in fact test postive for steroids and other performance enhancing substances.

Well duh!

Here, Bonds before and Bonds after. Sure people tend to put on weight as they get older, but this is ridiculous. Lets look at the facts:

Bonds joined the SF Giants in 1993, and started growing.

His shoe size went from 10.5 to 13.
His jersey size went from 42 to 52!
His hat size went from 7 1/8 to 7 1/4.

Interesting. Bonds all along said that he never took anything, not steroids, not HGH, nothing. His amazing growth must have just been water weight. But now the truth has come out.

"During the criminal investigation," the
indictment read, "evidence was obtained including positive tests for the
presence of anabolic steroids and other performance-enhancing substances for
Bonds and other professional athletes."
So, will Bonds go to jail? Who knows, but at least now the world knows that he is a cheater. But lets not forget the "other professional athletes" that the indictment references. Who are they? When will they be brought to justice? This is not all on Barry Bonds, he just takes the most heat because of the records he broke.

5 comments:

Greatmoose said...

Suck it, Bonds! When I heard this on Mark Davis this morning, I nearly drove off the road in elation. Of course, the question now is: what happens to his home-run record? Hopefully, they'll light the bonfire that they roast him on with his "records".

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Yes, the "records." What will happen to them? It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

The Tennis Hacker said...

Barry Bonds has become the nation's punching bag simply because he is not a 'nice guy' to the media.

Joshua "Doc" Wible said...

Ah Tennis Hacker, you are right, Barry Bonds is not a "nice guy" to the media. Most would say he is a jerk. However, to say that Bonds is the nation's punching bag "simply" because he isnt nice to the media, well thats just plain dumb.

Bonds takes the heat because he is the biggest name, he's the one breaking the records, he is the one growing to Shrek like size. There is much more to Bonds' taking the heat than just his jerk like ways with the media folks.

Chris Marlow said...

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