Stupid, thou has a name!

Here is the scene:

Place: Wal-Mart, Anytown USA.

Time: Noonish, or possibly earlier, or later.

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts bakery, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Sounds simple enough, right? Wrong! Behold,

Stupid, thy name is Wal-Mart employee!

Now, before I start getting angry emails, I know not all Wal-Mart employees are stupid, but this one apparently was.